The Jerks Page
Yes, this is a little juvenile, but they deserve it.
Okay, so despite my grand beginning with the huge words and everything, I don't really think they're jerks, I just wish I did. The first two are both former best friends of mine, and I feel miserable about it, and felt it necessary to share my misery with the world. The third one was a sort of boyfriend in a scenario that I'm not even going to try to explain. And you've got to love the music selection...
Henry
Henry was my best friend from about 5th grade to the beginning of 11th. Best buddies. Nicknames. Inside jokes. Met the whole family. That sort of thing. We ceased to be friends because of something he did, but it's still very annoying and painful and aggrevating and still hurts and all of that. I think he wins the title of biggest jerk for ending a six year friendship by doing something unforgivably stupid. The wounds have healed, since it's been about two years, but he's still a jerk and I still miss the time when he wasn't.
Kevin
We were only friends from 10th grade (his 9th) until 12th...Only a year and a half or so, but long enough for me to get overly attached, as I tend to, and then things just started disintegrating, and suddenly, there was an e-mail saying he was done. Also extraordinarily painful and aggrevating and all of that. Henry was friends with both of us before we even met, and now that I'm out of both of their pictures, they've reconnected marvelously.
Well, new note. Kevin has apologized and we are once again friends...however, people--including Kevin himself--have suggested that he remain on this page for good measure, since he was, afterall, a jerk.
Johnny
The first new one in a while. The good news here is that Johnny was never my best friend, so it's a pleasant change of pace to have a jerk that I wasn't all that close to to begin with. Johnny's offense is pretty minor in comparison to the other two, and I had actually forgotten that I was keeping count of jerks until Josephine suggested that Johnny get included here. And he does sort of deserve at least a tiny place of honor here at Jerks Central. I'm not going to go into details, but the long and short of it is that he sort of gave me the brush-off. My posse of blood-thirsty friends, family, and family friends have offered to dismember him, but I really don't think it's necessary.
So there's my little heartbreak section of my webpage. It's mainly to clarify why Kevin and Henry are in so many group pictures, but no longer have their own individual photo on my Friends Page and no longer have a paragraph talking about how wonderful they are (well, Kevin does again now). I don't really think they're jerks, though. They hurt me...but that's just me. I'm not trying to persuage anyone...just a little explanation for the curious.
Tear-jerker ending: This is Henry, Jenn, and Kevin in my room one night when I had them all over and we all dressed decently. Jenn is still my friend, but this is just sort of a perfect memory for me. It's me and my perfect trio of best friends who I was so happy to have...all before everything came tumbling down. *sniff*