| Chris |
| Hatched from an egg on the first of April 1974 |
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| Picture taken Christmas 2004 via mobile phone |
| Adorable Idiot hubby of Clare. Likes : Football (Celtic & Spurs), Crap music, tv, newspapers, getting kicked of internet sites, talking non-stop nonscense, driving poor put upon wife scatty. Hates : Arsenal, wife nagging. Allergies : DIY |
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| To Go to Clare's Page |
| To Go to Rat-Bag's page |
| Coming soon... MAYBE |
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| Here-ya-go to prove hubby isn't an idiot like somebody might have inadvertantly implied through their random selection of a page name; A picture of Chris graduating. awww don't he look cute :) |
| Yo Idiots!!! Thank you for visiting this site, and the homepage of Clare's husband and father of Ratbag. Totally futile. The pictures on this site will be updated soon, as the pictre at the top of this page makes me look like Liza Minellli's ex husband, who isn't an idiot, but just plain disturbing. Latest word in idiot cool: DVD: Stop Making Sense - Where can I get a suit like David Byrne's? Music: Full English Breakfest by Shitmat. Look it up on ITunes. Clothing: Lacoste Polo Shirts in loud colours, Addidas Forest Hills trainers, Baseball gear, straight leg Levi's. TV: Dog Borstal, Lazy Town. |
| He Speaks ! |
| He Speaks ! |