About Dre
Ok, I'm sitting in a black computer chair with two arm rests, a back, and some cushions that really cushion you when you plop your fatass down into it... and I'm BORED AS HELL!!! So, I'm doing this gay little bit about myself.
If you ever hang around me, you'll eventually notice that I'm always quiet unless around my close friends. And only usually do I become talkative around them. However, if you ever come up to me and say, "You're fucking gay!" I will start being gay. Why? Because I am. For the most part, though, I'm actually pretty straight. I like to check out the ass off of a hot chick or the waving of their beautiful hair... Ha! Fuck that last one. I also like to play tennis and poker and video games and my trumpet (almost never, except when in 4th period band) and watch Jesse Miller get it on with your mother and Zack Miner make out with hisself... No, really, I do! Also, I like to laugh my fucking ass off watching Homestar Runner stuff, even though half of it is just plain stupid (but in a good and gay way, of course, fag). Alright, now I'm starting to get near the end of my boredness and feel like calling everyone around me fucking fags after watching them eat your mother out. So, goodbye for now and this will NOT be edited for those who don't understand the true meaning of hate words.
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