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| Employ a maid to do your housework! |
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| Hire a housekeeper to clean your home! |
| http://www.cluncle.shim.net/ |
| Although there's con-tinual interference with my editing of this site and I rarely, if ever, receive my e-mail, it seems that the links are functioning. try E-mailing me from this page.... |
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| If after reading the remainder of my site, you are interested in hiring me as your housekeeper or getting more information, then please BE SURE and e-mail me at the following address: |
| * So that I may have a better idea of the environment I might enter if you decide to hire me, PLEASE (humor me and) TAKE THE TIME to include the following information (for each member of your household) with your response/inquiry: Name (and nick-name/s; relation to you) Age Gender Ethnicity / First language Occupation * Please also include information about the following: The city/state in which you live The type of residence in which you reside (i.e. large house, three bedroom apt., double-wide mobile home, small condo...) and whether you rent or own The number of bedrooms, bathrooms... in your home The type of area you live in (e.g. quiet, middle-class suburb; hectic, mostly business district; rural country acreage; diverse urban neighborhood...) Whether or not your home is equipped with a dishwasher, clothes washer and/or dryer Whether your home has a computer with Internet access that I may use and what software is installed A reasonably accurate estimate of the distance from your home to the nearest public transportation stop The type and number of pets you have, if any Whether you're night owls or early risers, etc. How much time your houehold's members spend away from your residence The interests of each of your household's members (e.g. crafts, cars, art, hunting, computers, fashion, bicycling, television, religion, politics, boating, antiques, motorcycles, music, writing, decorating...) Whether your household's members are religious The type of music your household's members listen to (e.g. jazz, loud rock, soft classical, RAP, oldies, none...) The type of television each of your household's members watch (e.g. none, series, soaps, MTV, educational, adult entertainment, PBS, sports, old movies...) The type, number and frequency of visitors to, and parties at, your home Aside from general, daily house-cleaning, what other job duties, if any, I'd be expected to perform Whether you or someone else in your home prefers to do all, most, or a little of your household's cooking (or whether you prefer to dine at restaurants) Whether you or someone else in your home prefers to do the grocery (and/or other) shopping for your home Which day/s I would have off The weekly salary you are prepared to offer Which terms (mentioned above, or others) you consider to be negotiable Your phone #/s and the time/s that you'd prefer I'd call if you would like me to do so |
| Thank you for visiting my site. I hope that you are interested in contacting / hiring me. I look forward to receiving your e-mail.... |
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