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| So basically that's it. There's nothing else to discuss because you can see - "The Real World" is a piece of shit. |
| So, here I am in my dorm room, bored, and I decide to tune into MTV to see what new shit they've vomitted up. The "Real World" was on, and for some reason unknown to myself I decided to watch. I had seen it before - the classic setting of an even amount of females and males put together in a huge house to see who can show how much drama their insignificant lives really can contain. It's always the same, there's the bitch, the annoying one, the slut, the jock, the sensitive one, oh yeah but they're all morons. Anyway... I don't understand why people submit themselves to this show. 5 minutes into watching this and this one skank (let's call her 'Skank A') is confessing to the camera that she's "really pissed" that this other skank ('Skank B') went and spoke to people who had said she was a slut. Well Skank A, if you don't want to be called a slut, don't go on the show proclaiming that you just "want to get laid" and proceed to collect as many boytoys as possible so that you can satisfy that flapping-lipped rotten hole you call a vagina. Screwing her would be like sticking a hotdog in a bucket of chum. Besides the stupid girls who always whine about being called what they are, there are the drama queens. Their lives go something like this: Drama Queen: "OMG... where are my tampons..." Innocent Bystander: "I don't know, maybe you - " Drama Queen: "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TAMPONS!? LIKE OMG WHAT THE HELL!!? HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH MY PERIOD WHAT THE HELL OMG OMG OMG!!" Innocent Bystander: "But I -" Drama Queen: "NO YOU TOOK THEM AND YOU ARE USING THEM TO CLOG UP YOUR ASSHOLE OMG STFU!" And that's about it. The boys are generally the same. Basically they try and pretend they're cool, and they just go out to clubs and screw people. If you aren't careful I'm sure the next time you're out, "The Real World" will be there and before you know it, some drooling horny guy will be humping your leg furiously. Doesn't matter if you're male or female - somebody will hump you. I guarantee it. I find it funny whenever two people on the show hook up with eachother, because they act like they are completely in love when they've only known eachother about 2 weeks or so. If a girl has a boyfriend before the show begins, that fucker is gone within 3 days of it starting. Same goes for a guy. This is my rendition of what typically happens: |
| The Real Deal on the Real World |