My finer Moments
“That’s where I stuff my shit when I come.” ~In reference to a chair I would place my coat and bag in Erin, Mandy, and Amanda’s apartment.
“Whoa, that’s where you got it wrong, little missy!” ~My objection to a statement from Emily.
“Sometimes when I am lazy, I use dirty dishes from the dishwasher.” ~My confessional to Aims and Emily on that it is okay to use dishes from the dishwasher that looked clean.
“She’s gonna move from one pussy to another!” ~My comment to Chris’s voicemail that he better hurry over to Aims, joking that Amy is almost done playing with Vincent and will make her move on Aims.
"You are going to need those quarters when you . . . you know . . . need them." ~My explanation to Amy on the importance of 50 cents.
"I need one of those people who write shit down and dictate you." ~In reference to my terrible short term memory and how I can't remember what is said two minutes ago.
"Drinkin'. Smokin'. Fuckin'." ~What I pretended Vinny sang to those in the living room one afternoon.