The Official Big Foot Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Big Foot, REAL BIG FOOTS. This site is awesome. My name is Jeff and I can't stop thinking about Big Foot. He is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Big Foot is a mammal.

2. Big Foot Eats like ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Big Foot is to flip out and eat children.

Weapons and gear:

Feet                     Teeth

Club

Testimonial:

Big Foot can eat anything he wants! Big Foot breaks everything ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. He is so crazy big and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Big Foot was eating dinner and when some other bigfoot dropped a spoon Big Foot flipped out and kill every animal in the forest. My friend Aaron said he saw bigfoot totally own 5 bears at once, it was SOO CLUTCH.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Big Foot has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will eat your children!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Big Foot is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. He is so totally awesome and that's a fact. Big Foot is Big, fast, hairy, ugly, and totally sweet. I can't wait to go hunting for big foot soon. I love Big Foot with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Big Foot?

A: Big Foot is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he has HUGE FEET , but on the other hand, he has a SMALL PENIS.

Q: I heard that Big Foot is always in seclusion and hiding? What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a liar. Like other mammals, Big Foot can be groggy OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Big Foot do when he is not eating your children?

A: Most of his free time is spent in his cave, but sometimes he goes fishing. (Ask Aaron if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my friend Aaron.

He's a lot older than me and almost ready to go to the movies by himself,

which is bragable OH AND BTW YOU CAN FIND ME AND AARON IN #CRIME on GAMESURGE!!!!

Made by jteKt.