| Top 15 Euphemisms for Women's Periods |
| 15. Miss Scarlet's Come Home to Tara 14. Trolling for Vampires 13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy 12. Saddlin' Ole' Rusty 11. Feelin' Mestru-riffic 10. Clean-up in Aisle One 9. Massacre at the Y 8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding 7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide 6. "Pantie Shields Up, Captain" 5. Taking Carrie to the Prom 4. Playing the Banjo in St. Zygote's Ragtime Band 3. Ordering le'Omelette Rouge 2. Arts and Crafts Week at Pantie Camp 1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System |
| ORAL SEX- AN ODE TO LOVE |
| Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head unpleasent as it tends to be be greatful that he doesn't pee its times like this you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly but its too late, cant be a tease accpet the facts get on your knees you know you've got a job to do so open wide and shove it through lick the tip then take it all dont drag your teeth of he might bawl slide up and down, use your tongue and feel the precum start to run so when the fucks he gonna cum? just when you cant take any more you hear your lovers mighty roar and when he hits that real high note you feel it oozing down your throat salty, fishy, sticky stuff okay already thats enough let's switch you say before you gag and what revenge you are on the rag. |