| The funniest IM conversation ever |
| CARWHORE:AngelzWings303 AngelzWings303:yeah? CARWHORE:I COMMAND THEE TO AVERT THY EYES FROM THE ATROCITY KNOWN AS COLLEGEHUM*R.COM AngelzWings303:ok what the hell are you talking about? CARWHORE:I AM TALKING ABOUT THIS VOMIT-INDUCING EXCUSE FOR HUMOR WEBSITE THAT YOU TEENAGERS ALL LOVE AND CHERISH SO MUCH AngelzWings303:huh? AngelzWings303:I have like no idea what your talking about CARWHORE:IT OFFENDS ME GREATLY AND I COMMAND THAT YOU NOT SUPPORT IT'S LOW-BROW, PANDERING FILTH-TRASH AngelzWings303:huh CARWHORE:LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: AngelzWings303:ok CARWHORE:DO YOU FIND VIDEOS OF COLLEGE-AGED BOYS FALLING DOWN IN PUBLIC PLACES HUMOROUS? AngelzWings303:umm no...i really have no idea what your talking about CARWHORE:WHAT DO YOU THINK IS FUNNY? IF YOU WERE GOING TO GO TO A WEBSITE TO LAUGH, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE? AngelzWings303:i dunno ? CARWHORE:LIKE MAYBE SOME JOKES? WOULD YOU GO TO A SITE THAT HAD JOKES? AngelzWings303:umm sure CARWHORE:OK, WHAT IF IT HAD NO JOKES, BUT JUST PICTURES OF CATS AND DOGS COPULATING, WOULD YOU GO THEN? AngelzWings303:umm no? and what the hell are you talking and how did you get my screen name?!?? CARWHORE:LOOK, I'M OMNISCIENT. SO IT WASN'T EXACTLY A STRETCH. AngelzWings303:Omniscient? whats that? CARWHORE:OH MY GOD. IT MEANS I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT THERE IS TO KNOW. I'M THE LIVING EARTH, GODDAMNIT. THE COSMIC ENTITY THAT CONTROLS WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE. AngelzWings303:LOL CARWHORE:OK, NOW THAT WE HAVE THIS STRAIGHT LET US RETURN TO THE SUBJECT OF HUMOROUS THINGS. AngelzWings303:are you on fucking drugs? AngelzWings303:HOW DID YOU GET MY SCREEN NAME?? CARWHORE:NO. NO HUMAN DRUG WOULD EVEN COME CLOSE TO AFFECTING MY COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS. CARWHORE:NOW WOULD YOU MIND IF I JUST LISTED SOME THINGS AND YOU TELL ME IF THEY ARE FUNNY OR NOT FUNNY? AngelzWings303:WHY? CARWHORE:BECAUSE I AM DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO MURDER THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TEENAGERS ON PLANET EARTH BECAUSE OF THIS PROFANE WEBSITE CALLED COLLEGEHUMOR.COM WHICH APPARENTLY AMUSES THESE STUPID EARTH-TEENS AngelzWings303:except that I haven't been to that web site CARWHORE:THEN I COMMEND YOU, EARTH-CHILD AngelzWings303:ok AngelzWings303:so how old are you 12? CARWHORE:WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW A COUPLE OF COSMIC COMMAS FOR THAT "SENTENCE" YOU'VE GOT THERE? AngelzWings303:naw...I know where the go so theres no point in me putting it in CARWHORE:SEE, THAT'S THE THING, THOUGH. I'M NOT CONVINCED YOU DO "KNOW WHERE THE GO." AngelzWings303:Ok AngelzWings303:How old are you, 12? AngelzWings303:there ya go CARWHORE:NO CARWHORE:I AM AS OLD AS THE STARS CARWHORE:THE VERY OLD STARS, THAT IS AngelzWings303:so are you a fucking psycho bitch or sennile old lady CARWHORE:WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A FEMALE? AngelzWings303:Carwhore AngelzWings303:that makes me think that AngelzWings303:ya got a prob. with that? CARWHORE:YES, I AM GETTING THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE RETARDED AND DO NOT KNOW IT. OR IF NOT RETARDED, THEN YOU SUFFER FROM SOME CONDITION QUITE SIMILAR TO RETARDATION. PERHAPS A TOUCH OF THE DOWNS? AngelzWings303:lol AngelzWings303:no actually I'm perfectly healthy AngelzWings303:and very happy to be so CARWHORE:WHAT ABOUT THAT BEIGE SUBSTANCE OOZING FROM THAT GASH BETWEEN YOUR LEGS? AngelzWings303:wtf are you talking about CARWHORE:I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SICKENING SMELL COMING OUT OF THE AREA WHERE YOUR PENIS SHOULD BE AngelzWings303:yeah right CARWHORE:"YEAH RIGHT" AngelzWings303:ok we'll your a psycho so i'm gonna stop talking AngelzWings303:Bye! CARWHORE:HEY CARWHORE:WANNA CYBER A LITTLE CARWHORE:I HAVE A COSMIC BONER RIGHT NOW CARWHORE:COMETS ARE ORBITING THE BONER CARWHORE:AND SMASHING INTO IT CARWHORE:CREATING NEW WORLDS AngelzWings303signed off at 10:29:27 PM. AngelzWings303signed off at 10:29:30 PM. CARWHORE:HEY, HOW DID YOU SIGN OFF TWICE YOU FILTHY LITTLE BITCH? |