| Children's book titles you'll never see |
| 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. Dad's New Wife Timothy 3. Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games 4. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets 5. Babar Meets the Taxidermist 6. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 7. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 8. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse 9. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy 10. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 11. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead 12. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School 13. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear 14. You Were an Accident 15. Strangers Have the Best Candy 16. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 17. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face 18. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 19. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 20. All Dogs Go to Hell 21. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 22. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It 23. Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia 24. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? 25. Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends 26. Bi-Curious George 27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry |