Booze_Cruisin

When Booze Crusin there are some very simple rules that people need to abide by. I dont recommend Booze Cruisin or do i booze cruise myself. It is against the law and anyone who reads this are responsible for their actions.

1. It isn't road tripping or any other generic name, ITS BOOZE CRUSIN.
2. The speed on gravel roads is 35 MPH no faster no slower.
3. You set your speed with BOOZE CONTROL.
4. The foam thing you put your beer in is called a BOOZIE
5. There will be no use of seatbelts on gravel roads
6. There will be no use of brights on gravel roads (Nitchals knows why)
7. Blinkers are to be seldomly used.
8. If a person in the car needs to pee then you STOP THE DAMN CAR!
9. At all times you look out for a nice spot to stop the car and stand around outside the car and play catch.
10. Coolers are a must!
11. Nitchals has perminent shot gun in my car and vise versa.
12. Always have an extra folding chair in the trunk.
13. Its GRAVEL ROAD not rock road. Southern Iowa people are retarded.
14. Before you toss your beer out the window you must tap it on the window to prove it is emtpy. This rule is in place for people that waste beer... SHAME ON YOU!!!! (NEW RULE)

If you have any other rules that you think need apply just leave me a email.

This is why we have the rules of booze cruisin. Thank you Brandon Ebersol for the great example.