By: Shannon Yenne and Connie Simmons
recreation room "Alex has a ripey dipey !" "So change him you're his father!"
"You're his mother!" "Why should I have to do it all the time?" "Because you're better
at it then I am!" "Fine don't let him get away you know how he hates diaper changes!!"
She came and took Alex from Grin and headed over to the couch across the front room and
took the smelly diaper off the squirming toddler. She was suddenly taken by surprise when
little giggling Alex sprung a leek. "ALEX!!!!AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" Grin looked up from
the tv only to see Racer go running screaming headed for the bathroom. He turned to Alex
who was sitting on the couch smiling innocently. "What did you do?" "Haha mommy funny!"
Grin got up walked over, picked up Alex and went to the bathroom. He stood in the door
and looked in on Racer who was brushing her teeth like she had gone mad. "What happened?"
"It got in my mouth!" Grin doubled over laughing. "I thought you knew that when changing a
boy you always stand on the side so if that happens your not in the line fire!" "SHUT UP!!!"
She grabbed the tooth paste and squirted it all over his face. "Hey AAAAAHHHHH!!"
Alexander was now sitting on the floor and had fallen over laughing at his parents. "Heehee
mama and dada funnies!" This caused them all to laugh. Mallory who had heard the commotion
appeared at the door. " What happened?" "Racer was changing Alexander and he got her in
the mouth!!!" "Nice shot little dude!!" "MALLORY!!!!" "What he's just a baby!" "So don't
encourage him to do that!" "Hey I'd just be glad the kid has good aim!!" (Splat!!!) Mallory
walked away covered in tooth paste.
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"Dinners done!!" Dicer called from the kitchen. As they gathered in the mess hall
Racer asked "Hey sis when did you start cooking?" " Never! Duke cooks I sneak food."
"Oh um is it eatable?" Racer asked with sarcasm. " Hey it's better then what you had for a
snack courtesy of Alex." Duke said while trying to keep from laughing. "How did you know
about that?" she asked with embarrassment. "I have my sources!!" He answered with a sneaky
smile. "Uh-hu sure! What ever!" After dinner the ducks decided to watch movies as a group.
Half way through, Titan A.E, Mallory and Nosedive decided to go to bed early. "Hey Wing can you watch Danny for us please we want to go to bed early?" Wildwing glanced at hid baby
brother with a sheepish look and wiggled his eye brows up and down. "Hm-hm! Sure."
Dive fallowing Mallory to their room rolled his eyes at his brothers innuendo. After watching
Titan A.E, Extremely Goofy movie, and Tarzan they decided to go to bed. Dicer tucked Eric
and Danny in and then went to bed. Sometime about 12:00 PM Danny woke up from a night
mare wanting his mommy and daddy. He ran to their room as he opened the door he stopped
in shock. "What's going on?" "DANNY!!!" Nosedive and Mallory exclaimed in surprise at the
same time. They had screamed so loud that it had woken up Wing and Tanya. They came running into the room, Mallory hid her face under the covers while Dive just smiled with embarrassment. "Danny come with me." Tanya grabbed Danny and left the room. "But what are they doing?" "Nothing." "But....but....that's not what it wooked like." "Don't worry about what it wooked like, it was NOTHING." Wing, back in Dive and Mall's room, said, "Haven't you guys ever heard of a lock?" "It's broken." Dive informed him. "How?" "Mall-Mall broke it when we were fighting one time." "Why didn't you fix it." "We asked Tanya if she'd fix it, but she never did." Wing just shook his head, smiling. "We'll take care of Danny, you two get this squared away." Wing said, laughing, as he left the room. "Ouch......what was that for?" "This is all your fault!" "How is it my fault?" "If you hadn't run in the room, I wouldn't have broken the lock!"Wing puts his hand on his head and walks down the hall. Passing Grin and Racers room he heard Racer ask "What happened?" "You don't want to know." Wing answered.