If you do not know Mike Brennan personally but choose to worship from a distance you may learn more about him here. Perhaps someday it will be useful to have a vast knowledge of this great man if you are on jeopardy or are teaching your children about
the greatest human beings who have ever lived.
In the first incarnation of the Mike Brennan Fan Club there were several problems. One was that new information on his greatness was not easily
transferable to members of the fan club. This problem has been solved by creating an online, virtual home, for the club where members and other
worshippers may come to learn about the club and the actions of its strangely magnetic leader. It has also become much easier to join the Mike
Brennan Fan Club. It is no longer necessary to eat a live hamster or dance naked around a tribal fire. You may now simply fill out and submit
a form which serves as an application for admission to the Mike Brennan Fan Club. This new way of application also allows more annonymity than
previous methods. Your church, or religious organization does not need to know that you have found another place to worship and another outlet
for your beliefs.
The future holds much for the Mike Brennan Fan Club. Explore and find out where you fit into the great scheme of things as they are perceived by
the misbegotten son of Man, Mike Brennan.
By clicking the picture to the left you can view some of my scribblings (poetry). There are several typos-I know but I'm sure you, worshipper
of Mike Brennan, can deal with it. Hell you might even like it, but let's not get our hopes up.
In order to clear up some misconceptions I will tell you of myself and besides, knowledge of Mike Brennan will aid you greatly in your quest to lead
a fulfilling life. There are a great number of bootlegged, unauthorized Mike Brennan biographies being sold on city streets and in dark alleys. I
would like to put to rest rumors that I am now or ever was addicted to play doh amongst other things.
By clicking on the man who was tricked into violating an ant hill by his new friends (a common practical joke amongst the members of the toowellhung
tribe in Southern Africa played on visitors from other tribes) you will be treated to Mike Brennan anecdotes and theories. This is also where future
information pertaining to the Mike Brennan Fan Club can be found.
By clicking the link to the left you will be transported magically to information about what I do with myself when I am not being worshipped and fondled
by hordes of semi-clothed women. You'll find it very interesting I'm sure. But I must apologize because you will not find any nakedness here. If you'd like
I can recommend any number of counselors/lotions which may aid you in your perverse quests but the Mike Brennan Fan Club is not a place to find sexual
delights. Aside from Mike Brennan of course. But you mustn't touch ladies and gentelmen. Twisted perverts may feel free to grope, however.
The picture at
the right links you to an application for admission to the Mike Brennan Fan Club. I know that you will probably be unable to submit the form if you use AOL
(by clicking "submit" you'll get a blank e-mail addressed to me) so just paste the questions and your responses and e-mail them to me. If everyone else has
trouble, I probably screwed up so just follow the same instructions as them AOL users.
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