Og here.

Friend want Og say jump time.
Og not 'member much.

Walk long long long long long way
to find plain-bird place.

See old friend Vog, Eog, Kog, more, for jump thing.
Vog, Eog, Kog not look old like Og.
Vog, Eog, Kog say NOT old like Og.
Og say born same time.
Eog say "not".
Born time change.
Og not know this.  Say how?
Eog say work place call DMV.
DMV make born later.
Not know this dmv.  Must be more smart Og.

Eog, Kog talk before yellow STINGY things.
Og not like.  Kog not like. 
Eog say not here, but Og find.
Go to green outside house,
write on side "port-a-something". 
Og go in.  FILL with yellow STINGY things.
Og leave.  Not e-mer-gen-see.

Not tell Kog.  Maybe Kog find later.

Og think jump-thing.  Scare.
Kog say before "Og not be scare."
And "Everything be OK Og."
Kog say again.
What mean this "sissy"?
Mean not scare Og?

Plain place have much paper with wiggle line. 
Say for Og read, Og make squiggle line.
Og not read.  Plain place say Og MUST read
and make squiggle line.  Og fix.  Og make
squiggle line say "TOM".  Let tom read.

Plain place say Og, Eog, Vog have train and prac-tice.
Og not know.  Place say prac-tice jump hit ground.
Og ask how jump and NOT hit ground.
Not know.  How Og ass be smart?

Go plain thing.  Eog say she smart, not eat.
Og smart too.  Not eat lunch.

Eat breakfast.
Eog, Vog say not good.
Og say ok. 
Vog, Eog jump first so not see if ak-see-dent.

Plain thing make much noise, move much. 
Og not like.
Soon look up and only Og and one left in plane thing.
Man say "time".
Og say not know.  Not know time.
Still not know how Og ass be smart.

Say stand by door.
Og do.
Og look out.
Og look down.
Og should NOT do.
NOW Og want green outside room more quick.
Man say "too late".
Og know too late.  Fix later.
Man say "go".
Og say "did".
Man say "onetwothree" push Og.
Man on Og back!  Og say "NO!"
Og not that way.
Man say he have "chute"-thing, stay with Og or Og die.
Og think man ok stay.

Much much much much wind.
Og not 'member.  Fall long long long long time.
See faaaaaaaaar.
Hear "snap"
Fall slow.
Og see many many many star and lights.
Hit ground.  Og walk on knees.
Eog, Vog laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Vog, Eog not hurt, not see light and star, not walk on knees.

What mean "crotch-strap"?

Not 'member more.

Og