Have you thought about all of the transiant haetians and cubans invading our coast lines day after day and spending our tax dollars but not making any of their own CA$H?? Or how about the fat black jobless women who sit on their porches in the ghetto drinking 40's straight out-of-the-bottle with straws while they should be at work, but instead toke up, and pop out baby after diseased crack-baby just to get more welfare? Well let me tell you, I have definately been doing some thinking recently on this all too serious matter, and i have come up with a few plans.

Step 1: Florida -Here is what i propose for florida. Have you ever seen those nets around certain beaches that keep the fish and the sharks out? Well we should make really big ones with razor wire on top to keep the boat hopping illegal aliens off of our miami beaches. I don't really like the term illegal aliens, I will just refer to them as Juans. But there is another problem, what about the boats that go into the secluded coast line? We need to take measures including but not limited to:

1. Big pits with angry cobras.

2. A broken electrical fence with raptors in it.

3. Christmas ornaments and micro machines all over the ground to make them fall and hurt their feet

4. Have little blonde boys run around with sling shots armed with marbles.***

-Now, there are also many "Juans" who have already made it inland, and are infesting cities like miami. I think there are only two ways to flush the juans out

1. Build more McDonalds restaraunts and promise $5.25/hour to any new employees.

2. Grow more grass in florida, that way there are more lawn mowing/"landscaping" job oppertunities.

-I believe these would be successful tactics to finally rid our country of any more possible Elian Gonzales episodes.

Isn't it interesting how this is all happening during normal working hours? Oh that's right, none of them have jobs. This gives them the right to run around with flags of their home country all day long, like they don't have a care in the world...I'll give them something to care about.

Step 2: The "Skreet"

-Now, I know that these people are legal citizens in our country, but does anyone truthfully want them here? Let's think for a moment about how many times one of these so called crips and bloods has been in the paper for something good? That would be...1...2...ZERO times. The only reasons anyone who lives in the inner city is in the news are...

1. Stabbings, AKA the "I aint that hoe's baby momma, fuck you nigga" manuever.

2. Drive-By's, AKA the "Thats right, check out my ride bitch, check it out" attack.

3. Drug dealing, AKA "A positive career move."

-Of course the men contribute to the problem as i demonstrated above, but i'm more worried about the women. All they do is take ALL of our countries money for doing ABSOLUTLY NOTHING. And there way too many also. If you think about it, there are probably 3-4 of these "women" for every man in the ghetto. Thats a lot of disease and waste. There isnt a lot we can do about this except give them everything they want. If we give them sub machine guns, the men will all kill eachother. If we give them lots and lots of heroin, all the remaining infestationm will die out very quickly. And finally, we could give them an unlimited supply of free condoms and birth control pills to keep new generations from being born. Oncw all of this is over, we can fix up the cities and have a lot more room for actual people. Its amazing what giving can really do.

I may sound racist, but i honestly don't think I am (unless infectious sponge people are a race of theire own.) I actually think these people arent even humans. They are some advanced hybrid between humans and HIV, making the person into a virus who's only goal is to wipe out America. So think all of these suggestions i have made not as a way to kill people, instead, think of it as a...vaccination of sorts, for our country.

***Many of you may think that these won't work because they are just from the movies. Well you're wrong, if we did more things from the movies the world would be a better place, especially if we did things from Jackass the movie.