DOIN BELFAST PROUD
'Joyridin' Jim Spence
Name:
Cell 3, Hydebank Young Offenders Centre
Address:
Stealing kiddies' bikes (especially pink ones with baskets on the front!)
Hobbies:
Ambition:
To steal a mountain bike when he's grown up. ''Those fings have gears an everyfing mate! ''
PLANNERS! They wreck bikes!
I just like to ride dem a bit and dats it like!
Most hated people:
Name:
Dave 'the rave' Thompson
Children: "Is dat a question or an affer?"
Hobbies:
Pills mate! Pills!
Te get me hands on some lefal heroin leek!
Ambition:
Name: Big Billy Taximan
Age:
No comment
Hobbies: Findin wee girls who don't have a clue what day of the week it is after 20 WKDs
To turn his Black Taxi into a time machine so he can he can see if his life will still be this shit in another 20 years
Ambition:
Mackers
Name:
VOTED No.1 SPIDE
17
Age:
Off-licence age:
27
Children:
3
Brickin the peelers,
drinkin carryouts in the graveyard, and stealin cars.
Hobbies:
Ambition:
Stay out of jail (this year)
Big Jean
Name:
Age: 21
12
Children:
Goin shappin in de slippers and adidas tracker battams. Fuckin powerful mate.
Hobbies:
To meet a tall, dark handsome millionaire so she can move to a big house in Carryduff.
Ambition:
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