Everyone always hitting on you upstairs in the Bot?
Then why not try the spide makeover in Macker's Cuts -
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Sammy - Aye, fuckin' reet leek! Nay we know dats a loadda ballacks.
Vicky - Aye fuckin reet, cos no one in the Bot or Laverys will go near us nay. Spose its good in a way cos we used to get tortured somefin shackin like, but nay we're sweet.
Sammy - Aye, nay we can just sit at the bar and drink like mawd, cos we're not gettin tortured like most girls
Vicky - People ask us do we nat miss our beautiful past when we were stunningly gorgeous and living in Malone Chase where all the cool people hang out (yeah right)! And well we do a wee bit. Its ok until ye look in the mirror, but then I look at my 12 kids and think Happy Days I'm a Spide!
Sammy - Nay we never have to go to uni to get a job or naffin cos all these benefits ye get aff the Social is well cool. I'll never work in my life ... its fuckin great mate!
Vicky - Here fuck this mucker, but the kids have started to yap. Time for their bottles of Buckfast. Nay get da fuck outta my backstreet terrace!
supermodel Kate Moss explains why she chose the Spide Makeover to escape from the flashing cameras and became a community development officer in East Belfast