Now Let me tEll you a story 'bout a sPEcial guy

LAdies, you will recognIse

God's gift to wOMen, or SO he thinks

AFTer a coupla drinks

God HELP you if you're sitting alOne

He assUMES you wAnt him to take you hOme:

"Mind if I join you?"

"Yes!"

He KEEps his bRains in his pants

He Starts right OFF with pERsonal questions

MOving quickly to cRUde suggestions:

Same old lines, don't waste my time

You can't pin it Down to a TIME or Venue

Bastards turn up when you

LEast exPECT it, you ain't protECTed

Everywhere is inFECTed

The strEEts, the bus, in OFFice halls

In churches and in shopPING malls

ARrogant stAres, Open lust

COMMents...ambiguous

The GAME's the same, you can't get aWay

They're the Hunters, you're the prEY

But turn down a clOWN with an attitude

It gets EVEn wORse, you take your lIFe in your hANDs

When you get into a car with a strange Man

At best he'll aSk you for a dATE

But chances are, HE'll come stRaight

To the poINt, 1...2...3

Foot on the gas, hand on yOUR knee

He don't give a sHIT about what you fEEL

RACing towards the wroNg side of tOWn

Knuckles wHITe, no slowing dOWN

His sMILE's obscene, you want to scream

You pRAY for rED, but the lights are grEEN

©Mathie 1991