products
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY
BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TOWARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
OPEN OTHER END.
8. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST
CEREAL?
9. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
10. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
DETAILS INSIDE.
11. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
12. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom
of the box)-
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
13. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
14. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
15. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
16. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
17. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
18. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
19On a child's superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
20. On some frozen dinners
SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.
21. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
FITS ONE HEAD.
22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
23. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
24. On Nytol sleep aid
WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.