But last year they put on their blinkers,
They voted out Howard,
They elected a coward,
And lumbered us with a pack of stinkers.
The leader of that pack is K. Rudd,
It�s an understatement to say he�s a dud,
Try hard as he might,
He�s screwed everything in sight,
And our living standards have dropped with a thud.
His deputy is the nauseating Julia,
She�s smart, but don�t let that fool ya,
Speaking in monotones,
Treating us all like drones,
She�s doing her best to ruin Aust-roolia.
The Treasurer�s a try-hard named Swan,
A wobbly head and a smirk he puts on,
He tries to sound serious,
But in fact he�s delirious,
And it�s just been one almighty con.
There once was a man named Obama,
Who was slick, a smooth snake charmer,
With the media on his side,
Many secrets they did hide,
And there seemed not a chink in his armour.
But many questions remain about Barack,
Can he lead if America�s under attack?
Is he all that he seems?
Or is he a man of extremes?
Is America ready for a President who�s black?
Despite the inexperience and the unknowns,
He pulls biggers crowds than the Stones,
But they�ll be disappointed,
Once Barack is annointed,
He�s not the Messiah, he�s just flesh and bones.
In such times of unrest and volatility,
They need more than just a man of ability,
They need experience to reign,
They need John McCain,
They don�t need spin, they need credibility.
John McCain is a genuine National hero,
Obama�s just an actor, like Robert DeNiro,
McCain�s been through the worst,
He�s always put his country first,
Obama�s list of achievements is zero.
In 10 days we will know the result,
10 more days of the Barack Obama cult,
If Barack wins and is a dud,
Like our own Kevin Rudd,
Then the media would really be at fault.
God bless America!