"Everything will be �O� �K�" from the musical �Aussie get your debt�
Obama and Kevin (O & K) have a chat via teleconference
O; �Ahhhh, ummmm, errrrrrr, it Obama here Kevin�
K; �Oh, those dulcet tones sound like a voice from heaven�
O; �Well I have been compared at various times to a deity�
K; �Oh O, our heroic deeds, we�ll save the world in spontaneity�.
Together:
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
O; �I�m borrowing a trillion bucks, we�ll be in debt forever�
K; �Just blame it on neo-conservatives, it sounds really clever�
O; �But all my millionaire mates got me into the White House�
K; �The only millionaire I care about is my hard working spouse�
Together:
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
O; �I�ve got the biggest leave pass over here from a complicit media�
K; �Me too, I speak in riddles, babble on like an encyclopedia�
O; �I�ve got no clue what I�m doing, I�m just a guy who speaks nice�
K; �I�ve got no clue either O, I ask Ken Henry for advice�
Together:
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
O; �How lucky we are that it�s all turned to sh!t and we can blame it on the right�
K; �We can borrow, spend recklessly and raise taxes, and comfortably sleep at night�
O; �This gives us a leave-pass to enforce our socialist ways, to play on people�s fears�
K; �Today we borrow, we spend spend, spend, they�ll be paying it off for years�
Together:
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, WE CAN!
Can we send the world broke?
Yes, WE CAN!
