Just flew in from Canberra, the ACT
Didn't get much sleep last night
On the way Ken Henry�s head was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the US of A
You don't know how lucky you are mate,
Back in the US of A, yeah
Been away so long I hardly knew the place
It's good to be away from home
These Amercians are already sick of my face
George W Bush is on the phone
I'm back in the US of A
You don't know how lucky you are, mate
Back in the US
Back in the US
Back in the US of A
Well George W nearly knocked me out
He says I�m out of my mind
And the Russian guy, he just started to shout
He says I�m the biggest dickhead he could find find find find find
Oh, come on Dmitry
Hey George, hey, ah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm back in the US of A
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
I�m back in the US of A
Well the rubber really hits the road
When I leave Australian shores
It�s great to see the sights and my favourite girls
Get their gear off at at at at at at at Scores
Oh, I eat my earwax, lick my lips, I�ve got a bloody big mouth
I�m doing plenty of harm
So I wanna see those strippers with their boobies out
Come and keep the Krudster warm
I'm back in the US of A
The yanks don�t know how lucky they are
Back in the US of A
Oh, give me lots of money
Kevvie�s back�.woo woo hoo�.
Plenty of CO2 emissions�woohoo
Come on Swanny, let�s party�.woo hoo woo
What�s the G20 George??!!.....
