You Want Some O' This? [Re - Loaded]
Carrot Top does too. I mean, everytime I see him,
I yell at him, then my lamp, which turns off whenever
he's present on the T.V., then the T.V. again,
because it turns into a phone booth the minute
his orange and randomly weird ripped self appears.
[Why, why did he get buff? Seriously, why? For what purpose?].
I now know why, after many an hour yelling
"Why are you ALIVE?! :hits self with a sack of oranges:".
It's because of the Capatilst Crackers.
Despite common belief, it is not only old white men
and young black men that grow into to welcomed
stereotypes of young white men being raised by old white men who
had a stroke when they saw Bill Cosby,
it is actually the crackers who are perpetuting the crap like the
ACHOO-TOO'S.
I mean look at the cracker: It's such a crappy food.
It's only useful when your sick,
and only sissy girly girl babies eat crackers.
The only thing closest to a cracker that anyone
eats without questioning it's existience are Ritz crackers.
Don't you look at that innocent face and smile.
That Ritz cracker has all of us on a big,
cracker leash made out of
super adhesive peanut butter.
Why do you think they include the crappy
"Here's what to put on your Ritz cracker!",
and give you a bunch of random
foods on the back of the box.
It took me a while, but I saw through it's b.s. It's so simple.
The Ritz cracker is a confused,
horny Asexual cousin of the Capatilist Crackers.
Why do you think it has meats and cheeses on the box?
It's because the Ritz likes swallowing meats,
and melting with the cheeses.
Then it goes into your mouth without any protection.
The only way to stop this Cracker Crusuade is burning
all the crackers into the Sun,
before we get CAIDS.
Cracker A-something Immune Definancy,
I say something because there hasn't been
a scientific study on this sneaky virus that caused Elvis to die.
Yes, in fact Elvis didn't die of pills
and drugs and on the toilet; some drunk horny crackers
robbed Elvis after a show.
And Oreos? Oreos just suck.
I'm tired of them. With their smiling, contempuous faces
......and, and makeout parties.....
Screw em!
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUES TO DA MEGATON PRESS!!