You want some o' this?
Negro? Cracka? Ritz? Orero?




Q(','Q)

O-(','Q)

O-('.')-O See this? This means I'm better than you.

q-('.')-O Thumbs down to looooseerrs.

O-('.')-p My thumb owns Roger Ebert

q-('o')-p DOUBLE TEAM! OH! OH! IT's TOO REAL FOR YA!



._.

This is you after your crushing defeat
by my gargantuan fists of iron,
which aren't actually made outta iron,
but an alloy that probably was ripped off at a
Home Depot

Q('.')^O

Watch as I flex my muscles, which dwarf your entire head,
like Rosie O Donnel, except my muscles
don't kiss other muscles and wear plaid.
They are too cool for speaking,
because actions speak louder than words.
I also like reading Chicken Noodle Soup For The Soul
because it confirms every emotion
I experience when wasting money to buy them.

Chicken soup tastes good, only when it is in the can,
because cooking is for stupid sissie girly girls,
who like to throw birthday parties for their pets and who watch Lifetime.
One time, I was watching it during commericals
for the super hit smash movie,
Terminator 2 : Judgement Day, and I was like "I should travel back
in time and stop Lifetime being made,
because it is for stupid sissie girly girls".

And you what else is for stupid sissie girly girls?
Ja Rule. Ja Rule is the biggest punk ass since Vanilla Ice,
and for everyone alive back in "the day", that's saying a lot.
Ja Rule is whiny ass bitch, singing with a whiny ass bitch

[Ashanti, which rhymes with "A-Donkey"
for what seems to be a definite connection],
an together they are part of a growing conspiracy
of the ACHOO-TOO'S [Ass Clowns Having Obsoultley nO Talent].
Even the name is for stupid sissie girly girls,
who when they're not on xanga's talking about cutting themselves,
just like in that really stupid movie,
"Thirteen", which forgot about this poor and lonley soul:

Weird Al? I didn't know he had an Xanga!
Why would he cut him/her self?
He's so cool, he's OUTRAAAAAGEOUS!
Maybe he/she should like cut broccolli,
they're the ones that deserve it.