Old people are still getting old.
Yes, according to a new survey, old people are in fact getting older by the second and
will soon die by a lack of sheduled orange juice or vitamins.
We at the news desk salute old people for constantly reminding us our
driving abilities in the future, the in ability to adapt to the current cultures and ultimatley
for reminding us that no matter what religion or belief, death is very real and will eventually catch us all.

Until cloning arrives. Then we make factories of stuff. Then bandages and needles.
Then we all reach the level of the homo sapien Joan Rivers has acheieved for some time.

I la old people <3