Enter Intro. Exit Now.



This is me. See me not smiling? Yes, that's because I'm looking at your face, baaah.
But the truth aside, this is me. I am not smiling because I have no scanner anymore.
The Gremlins took it away from me, after only such loyal service between their country and ours.
I'll save the rest facts for another crappy page.
This site shows me, look up again...there ya go.....

I La You <3

Anyways, that's me, and that was a line I stole from my best friend.
I steal a lot.
Basically, this site shows me being a comedic hack, and being retarded.

This is the 109th [not including the number 109th and words in this current sentence explaining]
word on this page. I just wasted your time.


I'm sorry! ahhh I'm sorry....wait.
No I'm not sorry! Hahhaaha, want a hambuurger? ahhahaaaa...


o_o