This pic was originally for the Late Disclaimer post
but it was such a masterpieace, I decided to give it's own.
We all know Vanilla Ice: The jackass, no talent ass clown
who stole that bass line from the Queen / David Bowie song.
He also set white people back quite a number of years in terms of out right embarassment.
[At least Hammer could dance, was rich, and made Can't Touch This.]
But I don't think people know the man
serving justice in the battle caught on the scenes above.
His name is Snow, he had that really hard
to understand but cool sounding rap song, "Informer" around the same time
[maybe 2 years later] than Vanilla Ice.
Unlike Ice, Snow actually could rhyme,
and has decided to continue his aspiration to make music quietly
instead of constantly chasing attention, like Vanilla Ice with
his crappy punk rap nowadays,
somehow still breathing.
Just look at Snow. He looks like he means buisness,
even without the sword.
He's just chill, but brooding because
Vanilla Ice still exists.
Well, one visit to MC Suess, to which
I bestowed my genius,
giving him the amazing assanation
technique "Informer's Inusrection", and the rest is history.
Seek Snow out now.
Thank this man.
He has ended one less lifeform that dosen't do jack shit.
Besides, if you had to choose, honestly, who would you choose?
That's right: Snow.
His song was in Mrs. Doubtfire,
which makes it that much better.