Had/having heterosexual relations with my new comp I only bought for $300, which just solidifies the fact I'm better than most of you out there:

50 gb [Two Drives, One 20gb the other 30]
Anthlon XP 1800+ [Runs equivalent to 2.2ghz]
512 mb of RAM
Geforce 4 Mx Series
17 inch flat screen
48x 16 x 48 RW cd rom
Bitchin Black Case [compliment of Mei.]
Wireless keyboard
Optical mouse

The following :
Half Life Mod [The Specialist, Condition Zero, Counter Strike],
Jedi Outcast II,
Max Payne 2,
Earth's Special Forces [DBZ Game],
Phantasy Star Online,
Quake III Arena,
Unreal Tournament,
Warcraft III,
Starcraft,
Wolfenstein,
Midnight Club 2,
Gunbound,

Tic Tacs
Half life,
Kawaks [Dreamcast Emulator],
Project 64 [Emulator],
ePSX [emulator],
tons of roms,
Need For Speed Underground,
Adobe Photoshop,
some anime eps.

I also love Mei in a heterosexual way and would like to thank him/her
[Mei's mysterious! LoL LOl LOlL LlOL LOL LOL ROXORWZ.]
for
being my heterosexual friend.
Also, I'd like to add that I didn't in anyway go to
another guy by the name of
Jau and steal this information.
SOMEBODY GOT STOLEN!
L O L ROXORXCZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUPASMASHBROTHERS!

I Ha You
I La Mei

I bang my head everytime I go to bed