| "el queso es viejo y malado." TRANSLATION "The cheese is old and moldy." -Leewee |
| "Don't forget to sign my guestbook" -Mark |
| I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. -Patrick C |
| "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) |
| "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') |
| "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) |
| "Black holes are where God divided by zero." -Steven Wright |
| "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) |
| "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778) |
| "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. " - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) |
| "Yeah... I ran it through the dryer on high heat and now it's my muscle sweater." -Mark "But where's the muscles?" -Sarahs |
| Two seconds before she got stuck in a revolving door "Mark, walk much?" - Sarahs |
| "What took you so long to get back from ISU? Did you go to Milwaukee first?" -James The sad thing that he hit that nail on the head. I missed my road and ended up taking 43 towards Milwaukee because I know to get home from there because I drive to and from Milwaukee so much. |
| "Yeah professor Korn used to be on the student costs committee but they disbanded the committee." -Andrewwwww and they wonder why tuition is $25,000 a year. |
| If this planet is 51% female and 49% male then with 6 billion people in the world assuming all the guys used up one girl there would still be 120,000,000 ladies left for ME. You would think I could find one, just one, that isn't crazy! -Me The rebuttle... and to add to your theory, most guys are players and use up a lot of the females in the world for themselves, so that doesn't exactly mean that they're are 120,000,000 for you. maybe only like 15,000. and those are the rejected ones: the ugly, grotesquely obese, the mean bitchy kind, ones who have terminal illnesses and live at the hospital, those with too many fingers or toes or arms, etc etc. so... you would be lucky if you found one that suits your fancy. sorry to bring such aweful news, but best of luck to you! :-) -Christy |
| "No I wasn't argueing with the cop I just told him he was wrong." -Justin |
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| "I rewrite tests every time I give them. I make a lot of errors and I don't do the best job editing. I feel bad for penalizing you for my mistakes but hey that's just life." -Professor Lunz |
| "SE's (software engineers) do not work well in groups. To get the most work out of them just send them home on the weekend with a pack of pop and a modem and they'll work like crazy." -Professor Lunz again |
| I walk into P's appartment for his party with a muscle T on and Curtis says "How the heck you get past security with those guns??!!?" hmmm I sense sarcasm |
| Soyyyy TSUNAMI! |