For one reason or another which I have yet to make fun of, some people seriously use these. I would not reccomend using the responses here often, as if someone call's you Micky he/she is obviously not-so-fine in the head as Micky is a giant mouse. So try not to playa hate and enjoy :). Let's Go: "Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea." -------->They're brown, dumbass. ((I don't care if your eyes are blue, this has the double plus bonus of confusing people. Just like double plus bonus.)) "Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming." -------->Skip the why and actually pinch him. "Those must be astronaut pants because your butt is out-of-this-world." -------->Actually, they're Levis. But I've never heard of Astronaut pants, do they sell them at Abercrombie or Wet Seal? "What's your sign?" -------->___(street sign of your preference here)___. ((I find the ones no one would understand the best. This sounds like awful humor written down here, but you need to say it seriously. What would you do if you asked someone this and they responded "yield to predestrians?")) "Was your father a thief? 'Cus someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." -------->Yeah. Thanks for bringing that up. *walks away slightly annoyed* "Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas." -------->You still believe in Santa? That's soooo cute ^^! "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" -------->I believe you should walk that way. "Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!" -------->Where's the loser go? ((hand motions just like peek-a-boo)) There he/she is! The best: "Your name must be Micky because you're so fine." -and- "I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
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