People are always whining and moaning about how much it sucks to be grounded. Why? If you plan it out right, being grounded can get you flatter abs, a new skill, perfectly manicured nails, and enrichment in general. You just need to know what to do. That's why I'm here. I've compiled a list of the 50 best things to do when you're grounded and ways to make being grounded pretty much like every other day. Unless, of course, there's a party you can't go to in which case you'll need to work on that yourself. I have no idea who is grounded enough to need to use these, but here we go anyway: 1) Parents kill your computer privledges? This one's easy. If you're in school, check your e-mail and whatnot there. If you like an online magazine or website with stories, ((like fanfiction ><)) you could also print out some reading material to put in a binder and pass off as schoolwoork. Lord of the Flies? Hah, try Lord of the "Which Lipcolor Best Suits You." 2) I honestly believe that I exercise better when I have nothing else to do. This is the perfect time to get yourself in shape so you look good for when you can go party again. Stretch, lift weights, get a six pack--the possibilities are endless. Perhaps if the rest of America wasn't so lazy and was grounded more often, they wouldn't be at McDonalds getting fat and suing people for it. 3) Can't listen to music either, eh? Poor you. If you get in trouble a lot, you should go out and buy a cheap and tiny radio. You probably already have some old walkman or radio that you never use anymore and is this lost in your room. Go find it. 4) Learn somthing new! What better time to make your first souffle or learn how to draw something other than stick figures then now? 5) Desperatly bored and you don't have anything to look at? Go get the mail. If you don't get any actual magazines, chances are you get a ton of clothing magazines at your house. If you don't like looking at them, draw on the people and/or switch their heads. Stupid...yes. Time-consuming...also yes. 6) What do you like to do? Dance? Of course! What's stopping you? If you're one of the people who doesn't like to dance, *holds out a cross,* then you can sing, give yourself a wack-job makeover, make up a new game, play golf... 7) Freak your parents out. Look sad ((unless you stink at faking, in which case go back to #4)), laugh randomly, meditate, make up a ritual to whatever new divine entity you're worshiping, and just make sure they don't find out you're enjoying your rejuvination period. 8) 50) Work on your stealth skills. If you actually need to use a lot of these, you obviously get caught a lot more often than you don't. So get to work before you hurt yourself, James. ((Bond, genius.))
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