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| The Anti-Santa |
| The anti-santa comes once a year Dashing hopes and spreading fear An evil mount caked in black snow Dispersing despair on the houses below He'll snuffle your cakes and swig the sherry Once he's done he's still not merry Footprints in your chocolate log Stab wounds in your favourite dog Tis' the season to be vile Singing this song all the while Anti-santa's coming to town Puppies and kittens he likes to drown He eat crisps in your bed. He leaves the top of the toothpaste off! He takes the dog for a walk in the middle of the night so it's too tired when you want to take it for one! He steals the change from behind the sofa! He leaves the top of the toothpaste off and squeezes from the middle of the tube! He leaves the doors open! He does't bother switching the Tv off! He doesn't flush the toilet! He knocks on your door then runs away! He phones you up and breathes heavily! He moves your furniture around in the middle of the night so your confused in the morning! He leaves the lights on! He leaves the remote control in the most unlikely places! HE'S PURE UNADULTERATED UNFATHOMABLE UNDILUTED UNTOUCHABLE EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU! |
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