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| A Morbid Collection of Limerics |
| There was a young man from thing Who did the thing with the thing He went to the thing And played with the thing A became a fuhrer-obsessed Neo-Nazi |
| There was a young man from hull Who liked collecting skulls Cut people down in the street And they did bleed Then he hung them above the mantlepiece |
| There was a young man from Vienna Who went out on a vendetta He hated the jews He was kinda cool His name was HITLER THE FUHRER! |
| There was a young man named Jay Whom everyone thought was gay He knew that he was not And went to the gunshop And dispensed metal speeding death WAYHAY! |
| There was a young man with AIDS He got it because he was gay But he still had the nerve To say "I don't deserve To be ravaged by this disease, even though myself and all the other queers are responsible for it!" |
| There was a young man named Enis Who hailed from the planet of Venus I'm not taking the mickey It's incredibly tricky To finish without the word 'Penis' |
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