Indians.......

U know you are an Indian if……………………..

· You are standing next to the 2 largest size suitcases at the airport

· You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue

Against them and making noises like’tshick tshick’

· You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house

· You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker

· U fight to pay the dinner bill

· U have majored in engineering ,medicine,law or are an MBA

· U live with ur parents and u r 30yrs old(and they prefer it that way)

· U call an older person u never met before ‘uncle’

· Ur parents don’t realized phone connections to foreign countries have improved In the last 2 decades,and still scream at the top of their lungs

· It’s embarrassing if ur wedding has less than 600 people