1.) Pretend to sleep in the beds at the mall, if someone tries to throw you out cry and tell them that you have no where else to go.
2.) Have shopping cart races.I person pushing and one person riding with each cart.
3.) Get a box of tampons(open them and slam your hand on the bottom...if you do it right they go far) and shoot them at people ya dont know.
4.) Lay on top or under cars in the parking lot act like you've been hit and make loud groaning noises when people walk by.
5.) In walmart or something, throw nerf balls and mean looking people and scearm: I SURE LOVE DODGE BALL! DONT YOU?.....WHATS THE MATTER YOUR HEARING AID AIN'T ON???
6.) Go up to people with an icecream scooper acting like its a microphone, tell them you're taking a survey of what kind of road kill they use in their meatloaf.
7.) Drop a glass of green looking stuff and start running around saying no one can leave, this area is contaminated! ;)
8.) Sit in the middle of a place where alot of people are trying to get through and play Jenga(How do u spell that?)every time it falls jump up and scream JENGA!!!!
9.) Talk with a really fake accent and go up to someone act like you know them and start asking them "Vell Vhere haVe Yu Veen lately?"
10.) Go up to the Walmart greeter given 'em a big hug and kiss and say we really should get together more often, wear lip stick that rubs off and leave a big print on his forhead.
11.) Set up milk cartons in the grocery store and try to knock them down by throwing cheese at them.
12.) This is really fun if you can get on the intercom at a store...say really stupid suff like: If you are a resident of the Fluvenhovenmacenhafen Empire today all your purchases of half rotten mean are 30-50% off. Say it in a really funny fake sounding accent.
13.) Wear a trench coat go up to a stranger and hand then file folder, say something in code or a number and walk off.
14.) Climb on top a really short bench and treaten to kill yourself, when everyone looks jump off and hit the ground, lay there for a mins. and then get up and act like nothing happened.
15.) Act out scenes in movies where people die in the middle of walmart.
16.) Ask strangers if they would like to attend a CRDK(Compulsive Rubber Duck Kisser)meeting. Bring your little yellow rubber friends with you.
17.) At Burger King as for Buns with just a slice of cheese between them. ;) Sounds funny if said right.
18.) At KFC ask whats in their chicken, when thay say chicken ask if that has meat in it, when they say yes aks if they have any vegitarian chicken.
19.) Walk around with just a pair of head phones(make sure people can see the end isnt attached to anything) talk to your alien parents about talking over Hellman's so you can controll the worlds supply of Mayonnaise and eventually the world...MUHAHAHA!!!
20.) Run into someone fall on the ground act like you've passed out, wake up(if they're still there)ask them if their your mother and questions like whats your name is. When they say they're not your mother say you dont believe them.
*21*) This is terible and I didn't do this but if you want to get arrested: Get your friend to loudly ask you: WHAT..WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT GUN!? Then pop a ballon...watch the bodies hit the floor.(including me)
Yes, this is my week in W.Va. the most inmportant thing I learned is NOT to mess around with Coco Nut throwing Cousins...this may result in flying lessons, but thats a whole other story.