La...la...la it's all about ME...me me me, NOT YOU! God! Your selfish...can't even let me have one itty bitty page about ME! I bet you don't even want to read this! Well then Don't! Because I don't like you anyway.....*mommy they hurt my feelings*
I am the lovely Mayonnaise Goddess I am currently looking for applications for a God. So if you like Pina Coladas and gettin caught in the rain come on. But in the mortal world or *groan* real world this is me:

Name: Sarah
Location: A couple stops before Hell
Hobbies: Talking, Laughing, Smiling, Rinding Shopping Carts, Smiling wile Riding Shopping Carts, Scaring my Parents, Breathing(well most of the time)
My Personality According to Ansir.com: Thinking-Eccentrik/Working-Scintillator /Emoting-Empath...What on God's Earth does this make me???
My Sports: Juming on the Bed, Spining in Office Chairs, Shopping Cart Racing
What I Want 2 Grow Up To Be: Happy whatever else I am is ok as long as im still Happy...  ;) HAHA... I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF BE TRULY SAD...DUNNO IF THATS GOOD OR BAD...
The 1 Place on Earth U'll Never C Me @:
A French restarunt...what is wrong with thoso people!? It's so quite that it hurts my ears. The first&last time I went to one the waiter said I was disrupting the "atmosphere"....HELLO!!! There was nothing to disrupt. And excuse me if the rich people's fake accent is funny, they are sooo uptight! I HATE BUSINESS DINNERS!!!!!!! Why are people always so fake at thoso thingies, well atleast I hope they're being fake!(I'll never forget the flying shrimp Dad)
Stupidest Things I've Eva Done That I Can Remembe
r: Somehow making fried chicken fly into my dead great uncle's coffin..well duh he's dead if he's in a coffin. *Set off a firework in the living room, *Set the wood floor on fire with rubbing alcohol(I cant wait 'till I take Chem.)Droping my science book in the foutain at the mall, *Locking my teachers keys in her car(Hehehe)*Putting forks in the mircowave to see what would happen, Getting a toaster set on fire, Running into the metal thingie that divides the doors at the hospital and passing out,  Falling out a window, Hitting my head on the celing and bringing the curtins with me,  Accidentally ordering a porn flick on the stupid direct TV when I was babysitting,  Chasing chickens & getting attacked by a roster, *Chasing pigs,*Helped flip a tralier over,  Jumped the fense to a hoarse farm and got thrown from one, Pretending like I was blind and busted my chin open, Getting shoelaces stuck in an eskatator(sp?)I just relized that I remember more than I though I did lol...its impossible to know how many stupid things I've done.....*these things were kinda fun*
Smartest Things I've Eva Done
: Decided my high was a druggies low....after...*ahem*....THE STUPIDEST THING I"VE DONE THUS FAR...*Cries* very scary, stupid, not fun, not cool, not ME!(I guess that outa be up top 2...I can be such a dumb-ass)  Laughed and never 'really' stopped.    Disregaurded every plea from my parents to be normal.  Stopped eating animals & buried all my leather(yes I gave them  a proper burial...neighbors think I'm crazy)...well except my fav pair of shoes.   Prayed  :)   Notice this list is alot shorter.....

Onday I'm gonna write a book about my life and send all of ya'll a copy....I promise it will be interesting reading
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So I guess Im done...I bet you no one ever reads this far...You get a cookie if you do!!!! :
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