What My Last Words Will Most Likely Be:
1.) *I FEEL DIZZY!*
2.) Hey, what the hell??!
3.) Of course it's safe!
4.) look ma! no hands!
5.) I'll hold it and you light the fuse
6.) oops!
7.) Don't worrie it's fire proof!
8.) Its only coffee and NoDoz...not anything like Excerdian and Moutain Dew...boy will i never do that again!
9.) WHAT!? I though it said tablespoons!
10.) Stupid safety labels...(can you tell I have trouble taking any medication..this is why im thankful for the child safty locks..I cant usually get in to 'em)
What My Friends Last Words Will Be:
1.) Now, these are the "good" kind of mushrooms.
2.) "No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
3.) These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
4.) OK...SO YOU DARE ME TO DRINK THE PLEDGE!!?
5.) 'Com on....It's just beer and we're only hurdaling through space in a 2000 lb car going 50 mph in the direction of other 2000 lb cars hurdaling through space at 50 mph.
Family's Last Words:
1.) Well, It couldn't have been sittin' in the road for that long!
2.) This dosen't taste right.
3.) FLIP THE TRAILER!!!!!
4.) NO! NO! NO! let me fix it!
5.) Let Duke play the next song!(NOOOOO...I couldn't do worse if I smashed the freakin guitar into a million pieces...Now thats a HAPPY thought!)
6.) I'm sure its not the poisonous kind.
7.) HEY! I wonder where the mother bear is.
8.) Think I can make it before the train?!
9.) Lets go dive into that river and see who can miss the rocks!
10.) Yeah, I'm sure its not loaded!