N School:
1.)Name all your pens refuse to start class untill someone returns 'BillyBob'
2.)Replace chalk with white crayons
3.)(Depending on the desk) Take out a drawer and slide it back in up-sidedown so when opened all the junk will fall out
4.)Tip backwards out of your chair every 5 min....say loudly WHO DA HELL IS DOIN THAT!? When your teacher asks you to watch you language go into a long conversation about how you cant do that unless you write it down on a piece of paper.
5.) Point out the bright colors on the wall and how they keep forming the word KILL every few mins.
6.) At lunch wander into the teachers lounge and when everyone looks at you scream Mayonnaise Emergency...Mayonnaise Emergence....Have you had your daily dose of Mayo today?! And run away.
7.)(This was with a guy teacher who kept sayin' grose things in class...shut him up!) Put one of thoso sexy lil lacy bras in his desk with a note about how amazing last night was...and you really dont mind about the age difference(make sure he has no clue who it is...even funnier...get all the girls to say normal things put in a sexual way)
8.) 1st day of school give every teacher a different name...change it every 5 mins.
9.) Throw marshmellows when the teacher isnt looking and hide bbq sause in weird places in the room
10.)On the computer steal the ball out of the mouse and switch the language to japanese
11.)(Our gym teacher once called my friend fat) She got his school email addy and signed him up 4 all these porn web sites(He was a jerk)
I have way to many to put here... o well....did i mention throwing worms @ the dreaded math teachers...or slappin a HONK IM CHEAP sticker on the back of our old 4th grade teachers car. LOL...Your suspension is not my falt ;)
N Public:
1.) Go up to an old man, stick your forehead to his and say: I like long walks on beaches too.
2.) Have puppets in you car and at stop light make them talk to the people in cars beside you.
3.) In Victoria's Secret laugh at people and talk really loud say: HAHA SHE'LL NEVER FILL THAT OUT!
4.) Run in the middle of a store and yell did someone call for a doctor?!
5.) If someone looks at you start singing: 'If you want my body and you think i'm sexy..."
6.) Go through your science text book pick out words that noone knows what they are, go to a store and ask where they are located.
7.) At a matress store try out all the beds and say: YES I WEAR OUT MATRESSES PRETTY QUICK IN MY LINE OF WORK
8.)Pretend to be manicans in department store windows
9.) Put thongs in old ladies shopping carts when they're not looking
10.)(AFTER 2 MUCH MOUTAIN DEW AND WATCHING MONTY PYTHON W/CRAZY JAKE @ 2 IN DA MORN') At Walmart question someone who works there where each coco nut came from....start bangen em together and run through the store
11.)(LOL vaction in the Bahamas) At the front desk at like 1:00 am annoy the desk person by singing HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA really loud!! ;)
12.) Ride really fast on the back of shopping carts through the store
13.) Run up to someone touch 'em and scream YOUR IT!!!! AHAHAHA...RUN RUN AS FAST AS YAU CAN YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN(i accually played tag w/this guy @ the mall after doin this)
Gosh I can't remember any more..I'll have to start wring this stuff down...this is 1 weekend of fun 4 me and my friends
LOL IM SURE THERE WILL BE MORE HERE SHORTLY, IF I HAD A BETTER MEMORY I COULD WRITE A BOOK ON THIS STUFF. ITS A PROVEN FACT INTERSTING THINGS HAPPEN TO WEIRD/STUPID PEOPLE, BESIDES LIFE IS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF ALIVE SO WHY NOT MAKE IT INTERESTING;) CHEERS SARAH