1.) Try to start rounds of "Row, Row, Row your Boat" when the rest of the congregation is singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore".
2.) Give Tarot readings in sunday school.
3.) At a youth group lock in bring a Ouji Board, pretend to be possessed.
4.) Sing all the hymns in a lounge singer voice.
5.) Make change or put fake money in the collection plate.
6.) Drop 4 or 5 books on the floor REALLY loud and when people stare at ya, smile and wave.
7.) When the minister says a joke either scream: THATS NOT FUNNY! or laugh hysterically for a long time then stop and say: I DONT GET IT!
8.) Keep raising your hand throughout the sermon. Figet and say you have a question.
9.) Bring mustard to dip your communion wafers in, loudly offer the person next to you some.
10.) Ask for more wine at communion.
11.) Announce loudly that in case of Rapture, you want the pope's hat. (*thanks Katie..lol*)
12.) Sing pieces of "Vatican Rag"
13.) Pass a note to the organist asking whether they take requests.
14.)Try to indicate to the minister..bishop..or whatever that his fly is undone.
15.) Pretend to be asleep, talk in your sleep about how bad/boring last weeks sermon was.
16.) Ask really stupid questions, Is it sin because Mary and God weren't married? Were they married? Was Mary satisfied?.....
17.) Shake up a soda can and when it gets quiet pop it open.
18.) Brush you teeth with holy water. (*Katie..again*)
19.) During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."(I got this somewhere, and did it about a year ago....the old lady next to me took my dinosaurs away, she told my mom I abuse the sillyness privilage and that church was no place for godless animals.....some people just wolt laugh and are dinosaurs considered animals)
20.) Ask the minister "Would you rather be stoned or crucified?"
21.) Put food coloring in the baptismal pool.
22.) Make paper air planes out of Play Boy pixs, send them staright for the minister.
23.) Talk about your spiritual revolution and how much stronger you feel God's love ever since you switched to three shot expresso.
24.) Tell your minister that you have an extra ticket to see Marilyn Manson and ask him if he wants to come with you.
25.) Put fake blood on statues of Mary.
26.) Pass around a piece of paper that says: SIGN AWAY YOUR SOUL TODAY....JOIN VIRGINA'S CHURCH OF SATAN.(lol...you got poped for this one didn't you...you know who you are)
I accually remember doing a couple of these. & when I was young drawing horns on all my pictures in sunday school. ;) My older cousins have completed this list and added a few. Guys.... ever consider going to church in drag? Heh Heh...I miss church...it was interesting in more ways than one. I hope God has a sense of humor. He must.... afterall he is my father.