Repeat after me: Viente (v-N-te)- Really..Really big, Good jolt, Nice...long buzz
Caffeine-
Wonderful drug contained in coffee. Used as a mild stimulant or to treat certain kinds of headache. STOP...STOP banging your head on the wall right now!!!
You have now learned the only important part of Javanese...go somewhere else for useless information. But if your looing for something really usefull read My How 2 Keep The Coffee Gods Happy. Truly life changing information.
1.) KNOW THAT DECAF IS THE DEVIL (YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
2.) Buy my complete guide to speaking javanese for $19.95 and learn the useless part of javaese.
3.) Pray in Javanese before getting wired off your cup.
4.) Consider your Buzz a blessing.
5.) Name all your coffee cups...refer to them by name...be their slave
6.) Make monthly donations to Starbucks
7.) Have a good amunity to caffenie so you can have you 127 flavors daily
8.) Make sacrifices of Moutain Dew or any other caffeine containing product to your Coffee God of choice...Moca...Moca Java...Java Moca...Kaluia...Kaluia and Cream..and I could go one forever
9.) Drink at least 8 cups a day
10.) And always remember to have a good sized cup ready when watching Monty Python, Three Stooges, and whatever else stupid that makes ya laugh...its just that much funnier with the Coffee Gods watching over ya ;)
