Least favorite celebrities

Backstreet Boys. I’ll never buy anything by these guys because they’re overrated beyond belief! Pure and simple.

Randy Johnson. He pissed off the Toronto Blue Jays manager when they argued balls and strikes (that’s a big NO-NO!), blew the 2005 ALDS Game 3 for the Yankees against the Angels, and failed to help Mike Mussina prevent the Angels from blowing the Yanks out of their outfield in Game 5 of the same playoffs (but then nobody in the team did as well, either). With these he brought a very unhappy ending to Tino Martínez’s 20-something-year career as a batter, and made A-Rod forfeit another chance to get a ring before ex-Yankee José Contreras did with the Chicago White Sox in ’05. Plus, he is so ugly he makes Mussina look handsome.

Takeshi Kaga. I’ve had it with this man. I’m sorry. When I was watching Iron Chef for four years, I was like, “Oh, Kaga looked sexy in this” and “Kaga looked cute in that!” Now I think he is just overrated.

Jennifer Lopez. Yep, she’s pretty, but I think she and her music are very overrated. She was fine enough as an actress, and yet decided to aim to a little kid/teenage audience doing music. How discouraging!

Madonna. Can’t sing or act, even though she’s done both for years.

Ricky Martin. He’s cute but overrated.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I liked some of the series, but how many more tedious spin-offs of it do Haim Saban and Buena Vista have to dish out before they finally realize that this isn’t the early 90s anymore?

Mike Mussina. “The Moose That Roared?” I don’t think so. He’s not good-looking at all and tends to waste too many damn runs for the Bronx Bombers’ rivals…part of the time. People like my dad say he’s not overrated, but one source says Tino Martinez is the most overrated athlete. Yeah, yeah…overrated, schmoverrated. They obviously don’t know what they’re talking about.

NSYNC. All I can say is that, like BSB and J. Lo, they’re overrated...from their music to their looks (at least J. Lo’s looks aren’t that overrated except for her behind). ‘Nuff said.

Pokemon. Ahhh, Pokemon, schmokemon! Nintendo made an awful disaster out of its most recognized franchise since Super Mario Bros. Yeah, they’re cute, but saying their names sounds ridiculously juvenile. The real world seriously makes theirs seem unreal by comparison.

Ashlee Simpson. Talk about an overrated singer (at least as far as the media is concerned)! Few people other than those MTV viewers who like her actually do like her. Her voice is so bad that it makes Madonna’s sound good.

Britney Spears. I don’t like her songs or her voice.

Mike Tyson. He was good once, back in the 1990s, but now he lost his power. He bit off one person’s ear, denied having sex with a woman (he got jailed for it!), squandered $400M+ on everything but the kitchen sink…he is so overrated and ugly I get diarrhea!