A juggler, driving to his next performance, was
stopped by the
police. "What are those knives doing in your car?"
asked the
officer. " I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says
the cop. "Let's
see you do it."
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the
knives. A guy driving
by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit
drinking! Look at the
test they're making you do now!"