One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

In Fort Madison:
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

In Indianola:
The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

In Marshalltown:
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

In Ottumwa:
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.