I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glanced at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires.

So I called him horse dung. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about twenty minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't really care. My car was parked around the corner.