In response to your recent inquiry regarding renewal of your prescription to Viagra , as you know, your plan now requires you to select only generic medicines. In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were my mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.

In the future when renewing your prescription, please ask your pharmacist for the generic Mycoxafloppin to insure he or she understands your situation.

Yours Sincerely,

Medical Insurance Reimbursement Dept.