| ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? |
| ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? |
| ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? |
| ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? |
| ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? |
| ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? |
| ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons? |
| ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? |
| ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? |
| ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? |
| ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? |
| ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? |
| ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? |
| ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? |
| ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
| ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? |
| ...why they call the airport ! "the terminal" if flying is so safe? |