God is musing about the state of the Earth one day, and realises an
odd truth. He turns to his Apostles and says: "For all this time, I
have not tried any drugs that these people find so amusing." So He
charged his Apostles to travel the globe, gathering as many different
types of drug substances as possible. Weeks went by, and slowly the
Apostles began to trickle back in, each with a wide range of
narcotics - opium, marijuana, pot, bongs, hashish ...
After almost
two months, all except one Apostle had returned. Three weeks later,
the last man finally arrives. God turns to him and says: "Well, it
took you long enough. What did you bring?" And Judas replied: "The
police, mate. This is a drug bust!"