A blonde goes into a casino...... Two bored casino dealers are waiting
at the crap table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets
twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She
said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come
on baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and
down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON !!" She hugged each of the
dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked,"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought you
were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men...