A. Because it helps them to remember which end they need to wipe!

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Q. How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

A. When she can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!

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Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

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Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

A. One of his fingers is clean.

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Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

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Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

A. If the girl has to chew before she swallows.

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Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A. "Is it in?"

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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your penis?

A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

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Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A. So men can be open minded.