| BELOW ARE THE PRIZES AVAILABLE SHOULD YOU BE BIG ENOUGH TO CUT THE PROVERBIAL MUSTARD | ||||||||
| 1ST PRIZE | Along with the respect and adulation of the other mangers the winner will bag a whole ****** notes. Who's gettin the next round? Ahem! | |||||||
| �50 | ||||||||
| 2ND PRIZE | Close but no cigar, instead ***** in crisp pounds sterling will be awarded for frittering away. | |||||||
| �30 | ||||||||
| 3RD PRIZE | A place worthy of the Champions League, good enough to cut it with the big boys, the bronxe-medal manager wil bag ***** quid. | |||||||
| �15 | ||||||||
| 4TH PRIZE | Fourth. Not amazing but certainly better than most, complete with the ***** prize | |||||||
| �10 | ||||||||
| 5THPRIZE | A consolation prize, though still a winner, a bit like passing a GCSE with an E. And with just enough to buy and E, have a fiver. | |||||||
| �5 | ||||||||
| BOOBY PRIZE | ??? | Who knows, wooden spoon, or just a gob of spit in your pint. Could be anyones guess. | ||||||